Do any of you guys have "normal" dreams?
You know, dreams that make sense and could actually happen. I don't. My dreams are always something along the lines of:
I forget to pack a lunch for my field trip to Belgium, so I ride a unicorn to Sarah Palin's house and start swimming in her pool, but the lifeguard (who happens to be my friend from elementary school) tells me to go home because it's Christmas Day and everyone is waiting for me.
Something like that.
Anyway, last night I had a normal dream! I was at a target outlet (which doesn't exist, but should) and I couldn't find anything in my size. I found this really cute pair of red rain boots for $9, and looked all over the store but could only find a size 6.
I was so excited that I finally had a normal dream! Maybe it even means something!